I overheard a couple of cheerful City workers chatting as they walked past the persistent eyesore that is the "Occupy London" protest outside St Paul's earlier today. Their views go beyond my own, but their chatter amused me, so I thought I'd pass it on for posterity.
City boy 1: "It's so tempting to chuck a few buckets of water on their tents."
City boy 2: "I think you mean petrol."
City boy 1: "No, you need to think 1066. We should hoist a white flag and concede defeat; tell them they've won; let them all gleefully charge down the hill; then rout and slaughter the c*nts."
I think my sudden guffawing immediately behind them may've given me away...